With a Side of Sarcasm

Welcome to the only marketing website built by someone who simultaneously understands the power of a good meme and the importance of a well-crafted marketing strategy. I'm Michael, your guide through the often-absurd world of marketing, where buzzwords fly faster than a caffeinated hummingbird and "synergy" is the answer to everything (except, you know, actual problems).  When I'm not dissecting marketing trends (or ranting about them), you can usually find me with a cup of coffee in one hand and a dog leash in the other.

Why "With a Side of Sarcasm"? Because after 20+ years in the marketing trenches, I've learned that sometimes the best way to survive the jargon, the trends, and the occasional existential crisis is to laugh at it all. (And maybe pour myself a stiff drink. Or two.)

What can you expect from this one-person marketing circus?

• Unfiltered rants: I'll tell you what they don't teach you in marketing school (like how to survive a meeting where everyone just throws around buzzwords).
• Battle-tested advice: I'll share the strategies that have actually worked for me (and the ones that crashed and burned spectacularly).
• A healthy dose of humor: Because, let's face it, marketing can be pretty ridiculous sometimes. (Remember that time a major beer brand tried to be 'inclusive' and ended up alienating everyone? Yeah, we don't talk about that anymore.)
• A community of fellow skeptics: Connect with other marketers who appreciate a good eye roll and a well-placed sarcastic comment.

So, grab your favorite beverage, put on your cynicism hat, and join me as we navigate the ever-changing landscape of marketing, one sarcastic comment at a time.

P.S. If you're looking for a website that takes itself too seriously, you're in the wrong place. But if you're ready for some unfiltered truth-telling, questionable humor, and the occasional existential musing about the meaning of marketing in the vast cosmic void, then welcome aboard!

Intrigued? Discover the deeper "why" behind this sarcastic marketing adventure by clicking here.